all right! I’m putting this “super fast delivery” to the test with a turkey sammich. It’s 12.42 and I’m just pressed the “order” button.

dun dun… dun dun… dundundundundun

12.53 and nothing?! These commercials are MISLEADING.

12.56 OMG I am holding a sandwich, a pickle, and something called Thinny Chips. Thank you, JJ! Low blood sugar crisis averted.

Though I do think it’s a little sneaky that an individual-sized bag of chips apparently has 2 servings. Wag of the finger after tip of the hat, there. I guess they’re “thinny” because you are supposed to eat fewer of them.