Hey errbody, it’s the Traditional Monday Earworm! Celebrated by all of the most discerningly irritating cultures, including the 17th century BCE Hittites, the 4th century CE Romans, the mid-18th century French, and (should go without saying, but doesn’t) early 21st century Americans.

Oh. It’s possible that video might be considered NSFW if you have a job that frowns at lady-butt.

Speaking of the most irritating cultures, we spent an hour at the DMV today. Whee! New licenses! In the mail! In 6 weeks or so! In the meantime, I have to carry a folded 8.5×11 inch piece of paper in my wallet. Such high-tech. Also, any idea why they made me take the eye test and not Logan?